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Friday, January 22, 2010 | 7:54:00 PM | 0 panda
HELLOS!!!! Have been going to the office to help my dad. I had to stand for like the whole trip from jurong east to tanah merah on wed!!! I was soooo tired when i reached home.... Time to relax now! Sleepoverrrrr!!!!!!! Omgxz!! Can't wait!!! (((: Ohya, btw people, when you submit your resumes next time, please indicate your date of birth and gender especially if your name is like reallly unique or is a chinese name!!! A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday school, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." Q. Why did the boy eat his homework? A. Cause his teacher said it was a peice of cake.  Labels: random Thursday, January 7, 2010 | 4:13:00 PM | 0 panda
40 WAYS TO MAKE THE PIZZA GUY FEEL NERVOUS 1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it. 2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it. 3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke. 4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”. 5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price. 6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up. 7. Answer his questions with other questions. 8. Spell the ingredients. 9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P” 10. Ask him if they have pizza. 11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you. 12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused. 13. Change your accent every 5 seconds. 14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation. 15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”. 16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza. 17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief. 18. Ask him if they exploit child labor. 19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead. 20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order. 21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say. 22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her. 23. Ask if you could see the menu. 24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order. 25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine. 26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed. 27. Ask only for one slice. 28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order. 29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said. 30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired. 31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you. 32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument. 33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future. 34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything. 35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there. 36. Breath loudly. 37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza. 38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”. 39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh” 40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them. Lols Labels: random Monday, January 4, 2010 | 10:04:00 PM | 0 panda
Weird statues around the world             Labels: random Tuesday, May 26, 2009 | 8:04:00 PM | 0 panda
The weather these few days has been OMFG hot! It's killing me!!!! Tons of homework Chinese 'O's in 6days!!!! Exactly 5 months to the other 'O's papers!!!! :( Watch this video! ULTIMATE COOLNESS MAN! :D Labels: random Monday, March 23, 2009 | 11:38:00 PM | 0 panda
We didn’t win. Anyway, thanks to all the ex-seniors who came back to train us! And thanks for the KinderJoy! (: Sorry we won’t able to win. Didn’t want to go to school today but Sara said that she was going. So I decided to go but she didn’t. -.-
Got back progress card. I think that overall it’s quite okay except for geog and history. I’m damn happy with ss! 21/25. FIRST TIME!!! Hahaha. And Chinese Mid-Years A1! :D But my geog marks was like damn low….as in super super lowwww. Then you know the progress card have like different columns for the tests of different topics of the same subject. Mine was like 75,55,100 for maths. And my dad was like why your results drop from 75 to 55? I tried explaining that it was on 2 totallydifferent topics and that I happened to be better in the firs t topic, but it failed so oh well. Then he was like why did you get100marks? What kind of question is that man.
Loads of homework this week!!!!!
We were just talking abt pick up lines recently. BUT I don't use pick up lines. lols . Some funny pick-up lines:
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? Do you have a band-aid, cause I just scrapped my knee falling for you If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy. Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. If you were a pirate would you put your parrot on this shoulder (touch girl's shoulder) or this shoulder? (touch other shoulder and keep arm there) |
